Foreboding oven.
After decades of misuse.
Chemical warfare.
Insulation
Insulation shows,
After the snow stops falling.
Black roofs among white
Lobster
The decadent lobster was thrilled with its latest purchase.
It had the flash car,
Its carapace adorned with only the finest accessories,
And now at last, it had its own Jacuzzi.
It had been in a while now though,
No longer feeling the benefit.
So, it cranked up the temperature, basking in the warmth.
All the while turning deeper and deeper crimson.
Worst thing ever
“It was literally the worst thing ever”.
But of course it wasn’t.
Tripping up in the street barely even registered on the scale of “worst things ever”
It certainly wasn’t worth crying over.
Didn’t even compare to spilled milk.
Four minute simmer
George poached an egg.
He got a taste for it, and started poaching other things.
Poultry, fish, pears.
When he poached a tractor, the Farmer was furious.
The police were called.
