Anatomical conflict

The two monkeys couldn’t see eye to eye.

Once they had stood shoulder to shoulder.

But this disagreement put them head to head.

And when they went toe to toe with each other.

They found that they were neck and neck.

In the end, the conflict cost them an arm and a leg.

Polite notice

The note read:
If you morons
Park outside my house,
One more time,
I’ll slash your tyres,
And burn your books.”

A tad harsh, I thought,
Given that the mobile library only came round for 30 minutes,
Each month.

But if the note says it is polite,
It must be, right?
Otherwise it wouldn’t bother highlighting the fact.